Comment of the Day: Cruel and Unusual Astros Punishment

We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.

So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.

This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.

We offered a detailed critique of the impressive style shown by the dude who jumped on the field at an Astros game and went Spider-Man all over Minute Maid Park.

We noted he'd been captured eventually, leading to speculation about what the punishment would be.

AA wrote:

Yes he is going to be punished. He is going to be given Astros season tickets and forced to attend every game.

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