Comment of the Day: Dez Bryant 9-1-1 Edition

We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.

So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning or afternoon from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.

This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.

Sean Pendergast wrote on Tuesday about the 9-1-1 call Dallas Cowboy wide receiver Dez Bryant's mother made relating to her son allegedly assaulting her. The post includes the 9-1-1 call and, as one commenter points out, the operator is pretty freaking awesome.

Jordan Applegren wrote:

the 911 operator is pro as shit at his job! give that guy a raise.

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