We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.
So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.
This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.
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We wrote about Rebecca Delagarza, a Pasadena middle-school teacher arrested for having an eight-month sexual relationship with a 14-year-old female student.
The relationship would be terrible whatever the gender/orientation, but one commenter took the lowest, dumbest road available.
I agree unless it is sick faggotry as in this case. Faggotness is a sickness as horrible and consequential as a missing brain. They should be quarinteened until they are cured. In fact, this is why gays are now allowed in the military, so that they can be more easily watched and shot without as much civillian scrutiny.