We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.
So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.
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SHOW ME HOW
This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.
We told you about the fire at Montrose's creepiest-looking adult bookstore, and one reader got off a great line in response.
You could smell the buring Pine-sol all the way to Dunlavy.