We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.
So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.
This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.
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We told you about hard times at the Houston Chronicle: an interoffice memo outlined new changes in the janitorial service, including (gasp!) unbleached towels in some restrooms.
One reader inhabited the mind of a Chron executive.
Texas Spork wrote:
"Baah! Re-porters, Schmee-porters! Replace 'em with hobby bloggers!!! and put in a comment feature to fill up the online space with crazy talk - that'll create the illusion of content! It'll sell Gun Show Ads, anyway! Parker, GET ME SPIDERMAN!! Where's my latte?!?"