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Comment of the Day: Joel Osteen, Hunk

We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.

So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.

This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.

We asked for help captioning a TMZ picture of a buff, shirtless Joel Osteen striding out of the water.

Readers came through, including one who took note of Osteen's hairless (but cut!!) chest.

Randall Murrow wrote:

Jesus shaves.

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