Comment of the Day: Joel Osteen's Reality Show

We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.

So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.

This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.

Lakewood Church's Joel Osteen is getting a reality show, and we offered some examples of what it would be like if it followed templates like Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Dog the Bounty Hunter or Fear Factor.

One reader offered another option.

Katy wrote:

It can be a 24-hour per day channel consisting of a) Victoria counting money while b) Joel takes preexisting secular motivational speeches and adds "with God" at the end of every sentence.

Second Baptist and the Fellowship of the Woodlands could buy all the ad time!

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