Comment of the Day: Lord Save Us from PG-13 Titty Bars

We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.

So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.

This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.

We wrote about how a Tyler Toys R Us was protesting the opening of a Hooters-like restaurant near it because, you know, the kids. One reader lent his memories.

jim wrote:

One of the things I hated about blue-collar work was dealing with mouth-breathing idiots* who thought it was a really, really big deal when the boss sprung for Happy Hour at Hooter's. "Wow, bro, check out the boobs on that bitch, bet she's a really good boink; I tipped her $5 and she smiled at me, that means she's hot for my johnson...." The only thing sillier than a tittie bar is a PG-13 tittie bar.

*There are, of course, as many mouth-breathing arrested adolescents in the white-collar world as the blue. God save us all from managers who will never outgrow the frat house.

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