We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.

So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.

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This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.

We wrote about a proposal to ban beer cans while tubing down New Braunfels's rivers. The city says it causes a major problem with littering, and one reader had a solution.

Schwarzestiefel wrote:

Great, just another fun thing in life that assholes ruin. How about we just ship littering assholes to some dry county in the Panhandle for a year instead?