We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.
So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning or afternoon from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.
This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.
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We wrote about Freeman, a monkey who had been forced to live a life of sitting around a dirty place, getting drunk and high. We made a lighthearted reference to the life of a Phish fan.
They didn't like it.
Lick my fucking balls, Connelly.
Signed, Phish fans everywhere