We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.
So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning or afternoon from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.
This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.
Sean Pendergast often digs deep to bring us the dirt on things that are almost sports, but not quite...like New England Patriots tight end (ahem) Rob Gronkowski's porn star buddy retiring from porn. If you haven't read his dissection of her tearful farewell, complete with reference to Eckhart Tolle (yowza), you should. A number of people already have and some even left comments, like this one.
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Seriously...skanks r us, if Rob Gronkowski has been playing with that, opponents might want to get latex gloves and industrial strength sanitizer