Comment Of The Day: Strip Club Dangers

We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.

So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.

This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.

We wrote about a very angry stripper who allegedly used her car to take down two customers in a parking lot after an argument in which, it seems, the customers were not involved.

But they were there, and that's all that seemed to matter. One of our readres imagined the fallout from the incident....

Wrote CSConradEsq:

(Call to wife...)

Hi, Honey. Remember how I said I'd be working late? Well, I'm in the hospital now... a funny thing happened...

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