We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it’s time we paid some damn attention to them.

So we’ll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day’s work. Maybe two comments, even.

This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.

We noted the incredible defense of recent controversies by the head of the Texas Association of Private and Parochial Schools, noting that he was a true Texas shanda for the goyim.

One reader wasn’t surprised.

ribalding wrote:

Obviously, any man who breaks out “gobbledygook” is a game day player. And a Man Of God.

(I was a TAPPS student way back in the time of Moses. Good to see they’re still an embarrassment. They’re all about continuity. I can dig it. It’s comforting, in a God Hates Fags sort of way. Almost makes me misty for the inquisition.)

This article appears in Mar 29 – Apr 4, 2012.