Comment of the Day: The Longhorn Network Debuts

We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.

So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.

This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.

Our Sean Pendergast looked at the not-so-stellar programming the brand-new Longhorn Network is going to inflict on the few people able to see it (Are you ready for some...women's volleyball?)

One reader let his imagination run wild.

Torpedo wrote:

BREAKING NEWS...Longhorn Network to televise the Tomball, Tx Seniors Horseshoe Championships live from the Tomball Senior Center. First pitch is Sunday right after church lets out. If by chance rain interferes, alternate programming will be the foozball tournament inside the same center.

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