Comment of the Day: Victoria Secret Hates the Astros

We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.

So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.

This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.

There are no doubt going to be plenty of reasons this season to bemoan the Astros, but who knew that the lack of available Astros-themed undergarments for the ladies would be one of them?

In response to this travesty, Dee takes a different approach:

An Astro's thong - that would kill the mood quicker than "Not tonight, dear, I have a headache."

I guess it's not so bad after all.

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Jeff Balke is a writer, editor, photographer, tech expert and native Houstonian. He has written for a wide range of publications and co-authored the official 50th anniversary book for the Houston Rockets.
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