Comment of the Day: What Actor Should Play Hand Doctor Michael Brown

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We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.

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With Houston fresh off a Lifetime movie called Blue-Eyed Butcher about the Susan Wright murder case, we cast other local stories, like Felicia Moon and Victoria Osteen's run-in with a flight attendant.

One reader took exception with our choice of a Die Hard Alan Rickman for hand doctor Michael Brown.

Cityslicker wrote:

The guy for Dr. Brown is too good looking to play him. Anyone who has seen the good doctor in one of his "finer moments" would agree that Jack Nicholson's look in "The Shining" is by far a better match....fat, sweaty, and balding! Dr Brown needs no encouragement in his arrogance...PLEEEZZZ!

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