Act now before this gets on Monster.com -- there's apparently a job out there that involves getting high, getting drunk and screwing.
That's if you believe the allegations of one Diane Burnett, and she's filed a suit, so there's at least a chance it's true.
Burnett said her boss at Mainland Tool -- there's got to be some punny reference there -- "forced [her] to drink alcoholic beverages, smoke marijuana and have a sexual relationship with [him]," according to the Southeast Texas Record.
Two out of three ain't bad?
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No, no and no.
It would be very wrong to be forced to drink and get high to keep your job as office administrator, although knowing what we do of office-administrator jobs, it certainly would make the days pass quicker.
Burnett also alleges she was a whistleblower who was fired for reporting that the company was stealing from its customers; again, these are just allegations.
The suit was filed in Galveston County district court.