Dumb Things Rick Perry Says: The Random Generator

Is Rick Perry the sharpest tool in the shed? It is a matter of some debate.

Perry, like many Texas politicians, has a habit of speaking his mind, which can be occasionally deemed an unfortunate trait.

It can be difficult to keep up with all the wisdom Perry has gifted us with, but we've just made it easier.

Click here for our EXCLUSIVE!!! "Shit Rick Perry Does" and find an incredibly dumb thing Perry has said.

Then hit the button and get yet another example! Do it again!

We assume -- we quite enthusiastically assume -- that we will be adding to it as the campaign goes on. Offer your suggestions here or on our Facebook or Twitter pages.

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