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Aisle 8 in the Kroger's at I-10 and Wirt — it's the go-to place whenever you're looking for some cock. Cock in a bag, no less. And for 59 cents. Where are you going to get cock for less than 59 cents? (We don't want to know.) To view image larger, click here.
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Daniel Kramer