Five of This Year's Super Bowl Ads, Rated: Beckham's Junk, Seinfeld's Desperation -- It's Gonna Be a Long Sunday

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Super Bowl Sunday means more talk about television ads than at any other time of the year.

Companies are now leaking previews and extended versions of the ads online, meaning you can get some idea just how good/bad things will be.

Let's just say it doesn't look promising, if these five ads are any indication.

We have Jerry Seinfeld working very hard, David Beckham in his undies, Matthew Broderick trying to cash in on his most famous role and other attempts to grab your attention.

Do they succeed? We rate them:

5. Jerry Seinfeld and Jay Leno
Star power:

Meh. Seinfeld is an okay get -- he only does ads when he likes the concept and execution -- but Leno is not exactly hard to book.


Batting average on the gags is about .150, and that's being generous. Points for Soup Nazi, we guess.


Two out of five.

4. Ferris Bueller's Day To Cash In
Star Power:

You mean they actually

got Matthew Broderick

? Dude is very underrated, which means he's not exactly turning down many offers.


Sadly, no. You're supposed to re-watch it many times to get all the references, but why bother?


Two out of five. Come on, you couldn't give us a little Mia Sara?

3. Bend It Like Beckham's Junk
Star power:

Strong, if you like soccer.


Hilarious, if you take into account how they never show how big Beckham's bulge is.

Think of the children!!

Three out of five if you're female or a gay dude. Points deducted for the last shot, where Beckham looks like he's about to put a pinkie in his mouth and bat his eyelashes.

2. Hyundai
Star power:

Well, it sounds like Jeff Bridges on the voice-over.


Definitely, if you think of the short-dicked middle-age-crisis demographic this is intended to appeal to. You'll be sexy immediately, dudes!!


One out of five. Absolutely nothing special or "Super Bowl" about it.

1. Toyota Camry
Star power/Funny?/Score

: See above. Deduct a point for Star Power, add a point for Funny? because this one tosses in a little eco-love for those who think of the environment while going through their middle-age crisis.

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