L.J. Hoes is back with the Astros after being called up from AAA Oklahoma City, and this time he has a fun new jersey number. We wrote last week about how the outfielder's name made for a popular T-shirt.
LJ hoes came back with #0. You can't make this up. pic.twitter.com/R1RVmQ8APf— George Spring(her) (@thegeorgeyoung) June 27, 2014
Hoes's move back to the majors got us thinking about what other professional athletes have unfortunate names.
With that in mind, here's a list of professional athletes with funny -- and totally sexual -- names: