For Mother's Day: Five Very, Very Bad Candidates for Mom of the Year

For at least some part of our lives, all of us have had a mother. Some are great, some are terrible, but most are in-between. But even if your mother was closer to Courtney Love than to Clair Huxtable, you should count yourself lucky you are not the offspring of any of the women in this round-up of the five worst moms of the past 12 months.

5. Lufkin's Donna Gene Hack was popped last August outside the Lufkin Walmart, where police claim to have caught her swiping two men's Ultimate Fighting T-shirts, hand lotion and curtain-rod hooks, and two canisters of "Dust-Off" spray, a product familiar to devotees of the show Intervention. Hack then attempted to make her getaway in her car, with her child inside, while she was reportedly drunk.

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