A Houston police cruiser pulled up to the DePelchin Children's Center after a report came in of a girl fight at the facility.
He took one look and called for backup.
Nearly a dozen girls were bringing it on at the famous family help center on Memorial near River Oaks, and it was no "One Riot, One Ranger" situation, apparently.
KHOU reports that the brawl began at about 10:45 p.m. last night.
No arrests were made, and no reason for the epic battle was given.