Despite appearances, the Texas Renaissance Festival isn't all chihuahua butt-plugs and rampant insults. There are plenty of activities to do each weekend, such as chug ale, gnaw on turkey legs, try out your longbow skills and ogle beautiful women -- just like they did in Ye Olde Tymes!
To assist you in this noble pursuit, we've compiled a slideshow of the 15 hottest women of Ren Fest for your perusal. Enjoy!
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