Holy Shit!

Oh, damn. It was only a matter of time before Jose Luis De Jes�s Miranda 's followers brought up the G-word. As you might recall, first De Jes�s claimed to be the Apostle. Then he went with the J-man. Then the Antichrist. There really was nowhere else to go but up, as this press release attests:

THE MAN CHRIST JESUS WARNED AND IT HAPPENED! 'An earthquake of 4.1 shakes El Salvador'

MIAMI - March 30, 2007 - Evidence that Dr. Jose Luis De Jesus is God.

On March 24, 2007 the president of El Salvador, Antonio Saca, demanded in front of the Legislative Assembly that immigration restriction measures be taken against The Man Christ Jesus, Dr. Jose Luis De Jes�s Miranda. In front millions of viewers during his LIVE conference broadcasted in over 103 nations last Wednesday, he warned the president of an upcoming earthquake for El Salvador as consequence of his actions against him and in denying his nation to hear the true gospel. The following day, March 29 at 10:26 PM, El Salvador was shook by an earthquake with a magnitude of 4.1 on the Richter scale.

-- Keith Plocek

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