Hot, Hot Christmas: Nine Erotic Novels About the Holiday Season (Semi-NSFW)

Porn never sleeps.

You'd think the holy season of baby Jesus and Santa would not be fodder for writers of erotica, both soft-core and not-so-soft-core, but you'd be wrong. Geez, there's probably a subgenre out there of Veteran's Day "romance" novels.

To be sure, Christmas can be romantic, with sincere expressions of love, with running into old flames when you go home for the holidays, with people hoping not to be alone and lowering their standards after a few spiked egg nogs.

Not to mention the pay-for-play head excited wifey gives her husband after getting a red-bowed Lexus.

But the erotica writers of America don't limit themselves to such obvious things. Here are nine examples.

9. This Christmas She Rules, by Jennifer Leland Synopsis:

It's another gloomy Christmas for Pamela Dane. Not only is it the anniversary of a dark period in her life, but all her friends had the nerve to hook up. It's not easy for a female Domme to find a playmate.

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