Images courtesy Hotel Galvez

Luxury, 1911-style. We assume this picture comes from a 100-year-old tweet.

We don't know how much it cost, but it's cozy. We see NO outlets for rechargers, and we don't know if wi-fi is available. But, you know, there are plenty of mirrors, including the three-part table one, which looks suspiciously placed in order to reflect any bed activity.

And maybe that bedroom fun would be with this buxom wench. After all, anyone willing to show the degree of stocking this wanton lass is displaying must be a real kitten in the sack.