Click here for a larger, interactive version of the chart.
Everyone's very, very excited about the Houston Texans. Beating a Peyton-less Colts team has the town assured of a division title and the playoffs.
But this is Houston, people. For us, in the 21st Century, sports has been little but a steady provider of pain.
How bad has it been? We put it in easy-to-digest chart form. Just click to the interactive version of the above chart, roll your cursor over the icons, and weep in despair.
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