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I Spend Too Much of My Life Hating Heidi and Spencer And It Needs to Stop!

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. I fucking hate these two.

I fucking hate them!

I hate that, based on luck alone, they grew up totally privileged and rich, and now reports are surfacing that last year, these two spawn of Satan earned an additional $3 million.

I hate that Heidi calls herself a Christian, yet she comes across as the most self-absorbed and manipulative little twat in recent reality television history.

I hate Spencer’s Chiclet teeth.

I hate their new, totally gross and self-promotional Web site.

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I hate that Spencer wants to adopts an African baby and name him Dunk because in his pea brain all Africans are tall and destined to play basketball.

I hate Heidi’s dumb ass, low-budget, shameful music video.

I totally recognize that this hatred of Heidi and Spencer is completely juvenile, without purpose, and personally soul-sucking on my part. I understand that if karma exists at all – which I believe it does – then Heidi and Spencer will eventually get their just desserts, hopefully in the form of jail sentences for tax evasion or some disorder that involves Spencer losing all his teeth. Either way, I need to GET A GRIP and stop hating Heidi and Spencer!

It’s killing my soul. – Jennifer Mathieu

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