It’s Time for Rick Perry! (Featuring Epically Awful Video)

If this doesn’t get your blood pumping for a Rick Perry presidential candidacy then you, sir or madam, are devoid of blood.

Fighter jets twirling in the sky, vets saluting the flag, a hideous rock song and Rick Perry spouting cliches to the whitest audience outside of an NHL arena — what more could you ask?

TimeForPerry.com, we thank you for the entertainment. And we agree wholeheartedly — it is time for Rick Perry. We need the laughs.

This article appears in Jul 21-27, 2011.