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Last week, we ran across Charlie Sheen on Facebook. We realize many of you were shocked he would be on the mega social networking site, while others were skeptical or even angry. We understand. Sheen is a controversial figure.

As we continue to search for interesting and unique people spending time updating their status and poking people, we are finding that more than celebrities enjoy Mark Zuckerberg's baby, including the Lord.

Jesus, whose appearances, including the Shroud of Turin and a dog's butt, are more wildly varied than Rex Ryan's sex life (hey oh!), has taken his act to Facebook, and he seems like a pretty cool dude, as deities go. Anyone who digs the Doobies is just all right with us.

Keep the Houston Press Free... Since we started the Houston Press, it has been defined as the free, independent voice of Houston, and we would like to keep it that way. Offering our readers free access to incisive coverage of local news, food and culture. Producing stories on everything from political scandals to the hottest new bands, with gutsy reporting, stylish writing, and staffers who've won everything from the Society of Professional Journalists' Sigma Delta Chi feature-writing award to the Casey Medal for Meritorious Journalism. But with local journalism's existence under siege and advertising revenue setbacks having a larger impact, it is important now more than ever for us to rally support behind funding our local journalism. You can help by participating in our "I Support" membership program, allowing us to keep covering Houston with no paywalls.

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