A local judge has pled guilty to sexual assault. No, not the local federal judge, the

local judge accused of feeling up underlings' breasts. We sure have a a fun bunch of jurists around here.

Brazoria County Court at Law Judge James Blackstock resigned and entered his guilty plea today.

The price for a feel? $350 each for four sexual assaults.

Hope it was worth it, asshole.

-- Richard Connelly