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Kevin Wheeler: Algebra Teacher Getting Blow Job from Student Tells Her, "You Must Not Be Into It Because You're Not Wet," Cops Say

A La Porte algebra teacher and coach has been arrested for having sex with a student, although he could also be charged with worst bedside manner ever.

Kevin Wheeler, 31, began flirting with one of his algebra students, a 17-year-old female, on Facebook and eventually arranged a rendevous in his classroom during one of his off periods May 4, court documents say.

The girl skipped her class and went to the classroom. According to court documents, she says he put his dick in her mouth; he told investigators she initiated the deed.

The girl also told investigators that he began fingering her inside and outside her panties, and at one point offered the deathless, charming line of "You must not be into it because you're not wet," which, if true, would add a crass and cruel note of undermining the self-esteem of the girl he was, for all intents and purposes because of the teacher-student law, raping.

Wheeler told investigators the girl "took out his penis from his pants and attempted to perform oral sex on him," but he denied doing anything else.

He said he did not report the "attempt" because, well, he had a shitload of compromising messages from her on his cell and Facebook page.

He began erasing as many of those as he could and even unfriended her on FB.

He's charged with two felony counts of improper relationship with a student.

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