As with so many things, The Onion has been proven prophetic again.
The famous headline, turned into the shirt design seen at the right, seems to have come true in the Montgomery County town of Cleveland, where a man had to be airlifted to a hospital with injuries given to him by a household cat.
The Cleveland Advocate reports the unnamed man and the equally unnamed cat engaged in hardcore combat:
At some point during the attack, the man and the cat reportedly were injured by a knife the man was holding.
It all reminds us of this:
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