Last Clue For Our Harry Potter Trivia Test: The Non-"Dumbledore Is Gay" Edition

This is it -- the last day before our freakin' difficult Harry Potter trivia quiz which could get you a free DVD of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.

Of course, the actual contest will be posted tomorrow at 6 p.m., at which time all of Houston will be blanketed by six feet of snow, if the weather forecasters are to be believed. So you better hope you have internet access when the time comes.

We've given you a heads-up on a few of the questions -- yesterday was "Gay Dumbledore" day -- and we've helpfully provided our own best guesses to them.

So now, we offer one more question from the 20-question quiz.

After this, you're on your own. The first three people to e-mail all the correct answers to hairballscontest@houstonpress.com will win a DVD.

The question:

What was inscribed on the sword Harry pulled out of the Sorting Hat that relieved a fear of Harry's?

Our guesses:

a) "Don't worry; be happy."

b) "If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son; I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one."

c) A filled-out Scantron for the upcoming Potions mid-term.

d)  "NOT pregnant."

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