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Last Year's Top Baby Names, and More of Houston's Oddest Ones

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The Social Security Administration has released its official list of the top ten baby names for 2010. While people might be naming their boys like Biblical prophets, they seem to be naming their girls after spicy Italian or Latina movie stars.

Without further ado, the top boys' names are, in order: Jacob, Ethan, Michael, Jayden (WTF?), William, Alexander, Noah, Daniel, Aiden and Anthony. Kinda Old Testamentish...

And for girls: Isabella, Sophia, Emma, Olivia, Ava, Emily, Abigail, Chloe, Madison and Mia.

During our damn-near daily trolling of Harris County Courthouse records, we've come across some other far more, shall we say, distinctive, names that didn't make this list, in 2010 or any other year. Read 'em after the jump, and read the best ones we found last year here:

LeJunior Jones

Kiarra Kiwi Garces

Rockwood Montoney

JyWayne DeWayne Gowdy (You know he has to be a bad MF'er, with two variations of "Wayne" in his name

Drakkar Zachary Ned

D'elegance Dupree Jones

Norman Rockwell Henry

Tercel Kelvon Woods

Jordache Sharif Lewis

Serge LaBean

Milky Way Thi Tran

Destyni Unik Jubert

Gabineli Gonzalez

Mileydi Marin

Nanu Darlingboy Kanneh

Leif Ericson Graham

Diamonique Desean Gatlin

Novlette Antonia Spence

Tangee Renee Nix-Tart

Mondale Manley Esprit

Cocounista Michelle McDowell

Dominique Sneeze

Kunta Kinta Turk

Radiance Monet Ham

Vanessa Van Ness

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