The boys over at the bestest-ever college football blog,Every Day Should Be Saturday
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SHOW ME HOW
, are delivering the goods once again.
They’ve been running a series of open letters on how to seduce fans of specific colleges, and this time it’s Texas in the barrel.
The post comes from the Ladies blog, which we were previously unaware of. At any rate, this missive is from a UT gal to her proposed date for the OU game. Among the lines: “No, I don’t mind skipping dinner so we can get straight to drinking. The smell of Shiner on your breath, and spilled down the front of your shirt, is like musk to me.”
Sounds like many a Longhorn male will have a new fantasy date by the time they finish reading this. – Richard Connelly