Ah, NFL Films circa 1977.
This bit of net goodness features comical musical accompaniment that is, thankfully, no longer on Steve Sabol's playlist.
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It also features the Houston Oilers freezing their asses off in snowbound Cleveland's Municipal Stadium.
This is old-time football: love the empty folding chairs in the snowpile as Billy "White Shoes" Johnson celebrates his TD. (The punt-return TD described thusly: "Where larger men feared to tread, the Oilers' Billy Johnson, number 84, proved to be Hans Brinker in white skates." The NFL needs more Hans Brinker references, dammit.)