We were pretty damn confident this morning when we declared we already had a winner in the Mugshot O' The Day competition that we created as soon as we saw Sade Houghton's police photo.
Alas, we spoke too soon.
Zyah Jones, 48, had yet to check in via KTRK, which reported that he'd been arrested at Arthur Storey Park wearing a dress and makeup and exposing himself to parkgoers, including at least one scarred-for-life minor.
Best juxtaposition of two sentences:
deputies received a call July 18 from a complainant at Arthur Story Park in the 7400 block of W. Sam Houston Parkway that a male in a blue dress and makeup was exposing himself to persons in the park including a minor.
Deputies arrived on scene and located a person matching the description of the suspect
We imagine it must have been difficult sorting through all the dress-wearing, makeup-plastered dudes at Arthur Storey that day, but the constables did it.
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Bond has been set for $30,000.
We think this closes today's competition, but we don't want to be too premature.