Mario Williams isn't helping the Houston Texans out much this year, being injured and all, but he's still helping Houstonians!!
He's helping them get traffic tickets, that is.
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Then again, if you're going so fast the cops need a 2011 police-package Chevrolet Camaro to catch up, you may not be the dude going 70 in a 65.
Williams will present HPD with five of the new cars tomorrow, and HPD plans to use them in its Traffic Enforcement Division.
"Williams was assisted by Knapp Chevrolet," in getting the cars, HPD says, so we're guessing he got a pretty good deal on them.
And when one of them pulls you over and hands you a ticket, just think of Mario.