After viewing the trailer to Jessica Simpson’s upcoming “film” entitledMajor Movie Star
, I decided to compile a list of things that I think are probably worse than this soon-to-be-released cinematic event.
It took a long time to think of ten things that are worse, but I did it. Here goes:
2. Having to tell your previous partners you may have given them Chlamydia
3. Having to spend your best years in a full body cast
4. Nuclear warfare
5. Being told you must put a beloved animal to sleep
6. The death of a loved one
7. The humanitarian crisis in Darfur
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8. Watching an elderly parent lose his or her faculties
9. Accidentally killing someone either in a hit and run or some other tragedy
10. Passing gas in front of your crush and it’s way obvious it was you and not someone else
So, that’s my list of things that are worse than Jessica Simpson’s new movie. And I think number 10 is actually stretching it a little. – Jennifer Mathieu