You've probably seen some version of this headline: "NASA to Bomb the Moon Friday."
All we've got to say is, what took them so long? Mr. Show tackled this issue long ago.
We doubt the event Friday will feature country singer C.S. Lewis, Jr.'s "Blew Moon" ("Look out moon, America's gonna get ya; Gonna go kaboom, it was nice to have met ya -- Because you don't mess around with God's America.") Not to mention a cameo from Sarah Silverman as a protester chanting "We're earthlings; let's blow up earth things."
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