"I'll be practicing my two-step for next season."

No Gerrymandering Required

Tom DeLay wants your vote.

No, not on the ballot this November, even though his name's still on it. Don't vote for DeLay. That would totally screw things up. (Just think Brewster's Millions.)

DeLay wants you to vote for Sara Evans on the ABC reality show Dancing with the Stars.

In a letter to his supporters, he writes:

Sara Evans has been a strong supporter of the Republican Party and represents good American values in the media. From singing at the 2004 Republican Convention to appearing with candidates in the last several election cycles, we have always been able to count on Sara for her support of the things we all believe in.

But this is the Hammer we're talking here, so you know he couldn't just make nice:

One of her opponents on the show is ultra liberal talk show host Jerry Springer. We need to send a message to Hollywood and the media that smut has no place on television by supporting good people like Sara Evans.

So be sure to watch the show and vote for Sara Evans. DeLay owes her a favor. Oh, and maybe he owes ABC one, too. — Keith Plocek

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