We thought Obama was bad because he was a Muslim socialist, but it's much, much worse: He's Mexican.
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SHOW ME HOW
At least according to the C Club of Houston, the longtime conservative group now headed by former Secretary of State Jack Rains.
Behold their horrifying video. The music is so ominous it threatens to break into
O fortuna or that Phantom Menace song at any second. And it tells us how brave conservatives shall triumph over pure evil. Oh, and it somehow thinks pundits are predicting liberals to do great in Texas on Election Day.