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One Performance-Enhancing Drug Roger Clemens Apparently Didn't Take: Viagra

Come on, it's been too long since you thought about Roger Clemens and country singer Mindy McCready having sex. Luckily, Fox News has an EXCLUSIVE report on a new sex tape featuring the hard-livin' McCready.

Not a tape with Clemens; it's with a boyfriend named "Peter." Explicit sex, rated XXX, Fox says.

Also included on the tape: Mindy dishing about the Rocket.

On one of the interview portions, McCready says that she and Clemens didn't get intimate until she was of legal age, and describes the MLB star as being "good" in bed, despite having "a lot of problems" with erectile dysfunction.

Ouch.

But it gets worse.

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"McCready goes on to reveal just how far she did or didn't go with several celebrities, and refers to her ex-fiancé Dean "Superman" Cain as being better-equipped behind closed doors then Clemens," the report says.

Ouch two. Although if you're going to come up short in a dick-measuring contest, we suppose it's best to lose it to someone nicknamed "Superman." On the other hand that show kinda sucked, so it's still embarrassing.

Anyway, expect the Clemens haters to fill the web with plenty of "Failure to Launch" humor, something we would never stoop to here.

Yet.

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