It's getting near the end if you hope to stuff someone's stocking with Johnny Depp this year for free -- our giveaway of three Public Enemies DVDs finishes tonight.

We're asking you to describe just why Depp is so sexy, since he keeps getting chosen Sexiest Man Alive and all that kind of stuff.

We've had a bunch of responses, many of them good, but to be honest we'd like a little steam. Maybe some description of just what you'd like to do if Johnny came calling.

Points for creativity, neatness, and an overall ability to capture our interest. Some people are responding in the comments; others, more demure, are e-mailing hairballscontest@houstonpress.com with "Johnny Depp DVD" in the header.

Either way, we're easy. Like you would be if Johnny Depp sidled into your bedroom with those dreamy eyes.......