If you believe Twitter feeds -- and who doesn't? -- you'd believe there was is/was a riot today at Lamar High in swanky River Oaks.
"@ImMotivation_ «@LifeWithBreanna Lamar is having the biggest riot right now . its too funny," says one.
"Unknown Only at lamar will u have a riot 5fights and a teacher getn punched," says another.
Send out the National Guard!!!