Last night'sColbert Report
shined the bright light of truthiness on the federal government taking action against some "raw foods" company that sells unpasteurized milk.
Apparently drinking unpasteurized milk is a sort of spiritual thing for some people, dangerous though it might be (the whole "pasteurization" thing taking out germs and all).
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Brought in to testify on behalf of the nuts: Our own Ron Paul. The whole situation was "pasteurization without representation," he said in what passes for witty in libertarian land.
Then it turned sexual, and ominous: "If we continue along this course where the government tells us everything, what we can do, what we can put in our mouths, we will end up a zombie state."
The clip, after the jump. Paul's section begins at about the 5:40 mark.
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