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Rudy Soliz, Sex-Bribed Border Patrol Officer: We Hope It Was Worth Two and a Half Years in Prison

Oh, former Customs and Border Protection agent Rudy Soliz III, we can only hope -- for your sake -- that she was unbelievable in bed.

But unless you were Matt Dillon in the middle of the Neve Campbell/Denise Richards Wild Things sandwich, we're guessing the answer is no, it wasn't worth it.

Soliz will be going to federal prison for two and a half years because he received sexual favors from a woman in return for allowing her to transport eight illegal aliens across the border. Soliz had entered a guilty plea last August and was waiting to hear what the price of pussy would be.

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They didn't go easy on him.

"Soliz's sentence includes upward adjustments or increases in his calculated sentencing guideline range because he was a public official in a high level or sensitive position, received more than one bribe, was and used his position as a public official to facilitate the illegal entry into United States of a person," the U.S. Attorney's office announced.

Well, at least "he received more than one bribe." Hate to see a guy get 30 months for a single roll in the hay, or back-office blowjob, or whatever it was.

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