Last night was a first in the history of what founder/director Bryan Taylor believes is the ten-year history of the Santa Claus Reenactment of the Battle of Pearl Harbor. Thanks to the mucky mire that was Market Square last night, the mock aerial/naval combat took place inside of Warren's.
Watch the Pythonesque infamy....
And here Taylor talks about the origins of the event and what it takes to participate. And the truth is revealed: Santa likes jiggling boobs.
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